Stan stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for his wife. As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on the bouquet, a young man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses. "I'm sorry," the clerk said. "This man just ordered our last bunch." The desperate customer turned to Stan and begged, "May I please have those roses?" "What happened?" Stan asked. "Did you forget your wedding anniversary?" "It's even worse than that," he confided. "I broke my wife's hard drive!"
I worked with an individual who plugged their power strip back into itself and for the life of them could not understand why their computer would not turn on.
Tech Support: "What does the screen say now."
Person: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support: "Well?"
Person: "How do I know when it's ready?"
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