Q.) What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch ?
A.) A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
Q.) Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
A.) So brunettes can remember them.
Q.) How do you describe the perfect brunette?
A.) 3 feet tall and a flat head to rest your beer on.
Q.) Why did the brunette cross the road?
A.) Never mind, what is she doing out of the kitchen?
Q.) Whats good about a brunette midget?
A.) She's only half as ugly!
Q.) Why do brunettes take the pill?
A.) Wishful thinking.
Q.) What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A.) A hostage.
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