Q.) There were three girls, a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. They were all in the fifth grade. A 17 year-old guy comes and asks one of them out. But which did he ask?
A.) Easy. The blonde one, because she's also 17.!
Q.) How do you kill a Blonde?
A.) Put a scratch-and-sniff tab on the bottom of the pool!
Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito?
A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head.
Q.) What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A.) Nothing. They've never met.
Q.) What's the difference between a blonde and a taxi cab?
A.) You have to pay to ride in a taxi cab.
Q.) What is the difference between a blonde and the local football team?
A.) The blonde has the higher sperm count.
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