A TRUCK driver slammed on his brakes when the vehicle ahead of him suddenly stopped. His rig began to jackknife, and rather than crash he let it have its way-across the road and out into a field, where it rolled to a stop. He got out to check for damage and found, right behind him, a fancy van.
"What are you doing here?" he asked.
The van's driver replied, "If whatever was on the road was too big for you to hit, it was too big for me to hit, so I figured the safest thing to do was follow you."
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