I WAS driving through an intersection on my way to work when a speeding car hit me broadside.
The impact drove my car across the road and over a well kept yard. I straightened up just as I hit the side of a yellow frame house.
I sat in a daze, looking through a large hole in the side of the house at a set of dining room furniture. Then I noticed a stern looking woman heading for my car. Before I had a chance to speak, she said:
"I've just made a fresh pot of coffee. Would you like a cup?"
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