PERSONAL car license plates can often be apropos.
There is the dealer in tropical birds who had the license plate BYRDIE:
Then there was RON:BEV, evidently a one-car family:
But, most appropriate was one on a large van which read: 13 KIDS.
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A MOPED driver stopped for a red light beside a new Corvette. "Great looking car," he shouted. The driver opened the passenger door so the moped operator could admire the interior. Just then the light turned green. The driver slammed the door and sped off. Almost immediately the moped caught up and passed the sports car. Quickly, the Corvette accelerated and passed the moped. Then the bike zipped ahead again, turned on a dime, charged back in the other direction and fell over. The sports car braked beside the bike, and the driver asked the mopeder if he was hurt. "No, thanks, I'm fine." "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes!" gasped the mopeder. "You can open your door and release my suspenders."
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