OUR daughter Heidi worked at a self-serve gas station in Guelph, Ont., that became "full-serve." We stopped for a fill-up, and she came out to talk to us. When my husband paid her, she gave him a kiss on the cheek. Just then, a car with an elderly couple drove up and the gentleman got out. With a mischievous smile, he quipped, "Now that's what I call full-serve.
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Did you hear about the kid who was pulled over for speeding? The cop got out of his car and the young man rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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