DIY Wardrobe
A lady wanted a new wardrobe, so she went to a DIY store and bought a wardrobe for her bedroom. She took it home and built it. The trouble was that she lived near a train track and whenever a train came past the wardrobe collapsed. She went back to the store and complained, so a repairman came from the store to see what the problem was.
He came in and was there just in time to see the train pass and the wardrobe collapse. He decided to rebuild the cupboard and sit inside it to see if he could stop it from collapsing. So he built it again and got inside, and just then the woman's husband got home.
He came into the bedroom where he saw the cupboard. He opened it up and the man was sitting inside. "What are you doing here?" he said angrily. The repair man replied "You're not gonna believe me but I'm waiting for a train."